Found Email

I get so much spam trash, that today I decided to harvest a line or two from each spam I got (well, the PG or less ones) and shuffle them together into a found poem. Trash into art? Not quite. But something...

We wish to notify you again
that you were listed as a heir
to the total sum of Ten Million
Six Hundred Thousand US Dollars
in the codicil and last testament
of the deceased.
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(F.B.I) Washington, DC
in conjuction with some other
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that you presently have a transaction
going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
as regards to your over-due contract payment
which was fully endorsed in your favour accordingly.
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